Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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