Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize