Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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