I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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