I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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