He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Found the puke drawer
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
