I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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