and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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