I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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