i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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