can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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