you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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