well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We have started to decorate penises.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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