He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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