hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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