Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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