I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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