I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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