Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
why didn't you poke me back
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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