the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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