If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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