bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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