Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
