plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Randomize
