I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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