is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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