what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
