You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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