woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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