My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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