Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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