I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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