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i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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