watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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