Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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