I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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