It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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