Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
