Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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