I seem to have left my pride at pride
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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