But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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