am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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