Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think i scared a bird with my dick
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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