Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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