But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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