I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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