Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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