I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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