Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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