we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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