At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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