My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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